I had my first passing-and-trying-to-use-my-ID experience the other day. I was buying cigarettes at the Quick Stop by my house. I asked for a pack, and the guy gave me the most skeptical look in the world, and said, "Uh...can I see some ID?" I handed it to him, and he stared at it for about two minutes, then scanned it twice. Then he gave me kind of sheepish look and sold me the cigarettes. I just worry about this happening at bars. "Excuse me son, did you really think you could get away with stealing your butch sister's ID?" Oh well.
I think I did a pretty good job of getting through my low-testosterone slump. Sure, I bought what Mo would describe as a "pity burrito", but no other wild purchases and very few morbid thoughts. As I mentioned, it's hard to be sad with Thanksgiving coming up.
Also as mentioned, I'm going down to Arcata with the dude to visit some friends of his from home. I don't think I've ever been introduced as anyone's "boyfriend" before. Deliciously awesome on a number of levels.
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When can you get a dude ID?
Yay for being a boyfriend and I'm glad you are documenting this process for voyeurs like me.
PS the word verification for this comment is "edufag"
uh, that comment was by V. Using my other account. oops.
& this word verification is "pansygo"
I can get a dude ID when my boobs go, which will hopefully be within the year, depending on how thoroughly student loans pillage my savings. Pretty soon I think I might add a paypal button to this piece of shit so voyeurs like yourself can throw a few bucks toward the cause.
-Mr. Edufag Pansygo
You should do it. I'd happily donate to the cause.
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